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One of the ways we like to honor shabbat in our home is by arguing over who gets to read the People magazine first. We perform the traditional last-minute shabbos rush of plugging in timers, heating up water, and making sure the bathroom light is taped on, then I light candles, wish everyone a good shabbos, and make a mad dash for the magazine table. [read on...]
This week my husband won the race, and I busied myself with setting the table. Everything was fine until I turned around and saw Matt's face literally buried in the Sexiest Man Alive issue, his nose smack up against Chace Crawford's chest. "Honey," I asked casually, "what are you doing?"
"It's scratch and sniff!
You have got to be kidding me.
But there it was, Chace giving off the scent of freshly cut grass, Taye Diggs exuding vanilla, chocolate, sandalwood and musk, and Michael Phelps drenched in cologne. I tell you, looking at pictures in the Sexiest Man Alive issue is one thing, but there's something that just feels wrong about inhaling them. Though I admit I enjoyed sniffing Chris Meloni's towel; it really did smell like a perfect day at the beach.